"If I ever make it to 80" The Original

 

"If I ever where a flag shirt"

 

"If I ever order an iced cappuccino"

 

"If I ask you to rub lotion on my back"

 

"If I ever put up lighted valentine lights"

 

"If I wear a Wendy's wig"

 

"If I wear black socks, black shoes and a cowboy hat with shorts"

 

"You know that commercial where the guy wipes the other guys mustache off with a napkin?"

 

“If I ever wear that hat that says ‘Where’s My Senior Discount?’”

 

Happy Hunting!

Shoot Dan
Text Box: To draw readers into the page, place an interesting sentence or quote from the story here.Welcome to the long awaited "Duck, Shoot Me If...." Dan page. This way I figure we can all keep track just in case he slips up. So, here they are: