Some of my favorite quotes:

 

Walk a straight line through a pasture and you may step in some cow pies, but you get where you’re going.

 

Santa rides alone.

 

The things the come to those that wait, may be what’s left by those that got there first.

 

Those are my principles.  If you don’t like them, I have others

 

I had a perfectly wonderful day.  This wasn’t it.

 

You can starve me, and you can beat me, and you can kill me.  Just don’t bore me.

 

I smell like smoke cuz I’ve been through fire.

 

Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most. 

FLY, FATASS, FLY!